Angie O

AND HER NAME WAS ANGELA FAYE WILSON!!!

Back in the late 1800's the birds sang and the skies opened up and spat out their favorite ANGEL!!! And the name of this Angel was: Angela Faye Wilson!!!

I was born a poor black child! In the backwoods of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma a baby was born! Birds sang and people chanted! Okay...so the poor black child isn't true! I'm so WHITE that even in AUGUST when I walk in wearin a pair of shorts people put on sunglasses cuz I'm GLOWING!!! The only pigmintation I have is my dang FRECKLES!!! Oh well!

I was born in Tulsa, OK. Grew up in Broken Arrow, OK. Went to Broken Arrow High School. Worked at a factory gluing rubber strips to pieces of metal called 'hooks' therefore being known as the "hookers"! Fought with all my BITCH coworkers cuz they were all OLD BAR FLIES!!! I liked the job...hated the BAR WHORES!!! Anyway...got sick of bein a "hooker" so I longed to move to Vegas to be a "showgirl"! Welllll....I'm only 5'2", you have to be like 10 feet tall to be a showgirl, so I opted for California to be a "movie star" or "Rock Star" whichever came first! Ended up in LA workin in an office with a bunch of SNOOTY BITCHES that told me to STOP BEIN SO NICE!!! WTF??? Met a Marine, got married and had my first son Matthew! Lived on Camp Pendleton for a while. While living there I hosted a couple of foreign exchange students. The first was a boy named Fabian from France. He stayed with me for 3 months! He was a really nice kid! Haven't heard from him since! That was in 1992. Then I hosted an exchange student from Spain for a YEAR!!! His name was Jaime Hayon. He did his Senior year in high school while he stayed with me! We were really good friends! He was a great artist!!! I STILL have alot of his stuff he did in high school! I never heard from him again either!!! It's been 12 years! I recently found him...I guess he's a pretty well known artist now in Europe! So I emailed him...STILL NEVER HEARD FROM HIM!!! WTF??
In 1994 I enrolled in Mira Costa College in California to git my AA in Business Administration. While attending college I became pregnant with my second son Cody. I got remarried to the man of my dreams!!! (SO I THOUGHT!!!) Whom I'm still married to today after 12 years!!! (BUT NOT FOR LONG!!!) Tragically 3 weeks before we got married my mom died of cancer. She never got to meet him. But she did talk to him on the phone and liked him! (LITTLE DID SHE OR I FOR THAT MATTER KNOW JUST WHAT A FREAKIN JERK HE REALLY IS!!!) Shortly after we got married he had to serve his last year in the Marines in Japan!!! THAT SUCKED!!! I moved back to Broken Arrow to be with my family for that year! WORST year of my LIFE!!! When he got out of the service we moved to Illinois cuz that's where HE'S from. SECOND miserable year of my life!!! I didn't know anyone and we lived in a cramped apartment. Finally got our own house and I became pregnant with my THIRD son Eric. I babysat for awhile.
In 1996 I enrolled at Triton College to git my AA in Psychology. (because I wanted to be a dolphin trainer, not a Psychiatrist!!!) I gave up the dolphin trainer idea cuz I didn't feel I could compete with the young skinny girls and try to git my fat butt in a wet suit!!! So I decided to start my own business setting up, designing, and maintaining fish tanks because I loved MY tanks so much!!! I still WILL do that...I just don't persue that career too much anymore, but if anyone wants a tank, I'm more than happy to do it cuz I really do enjoy it!!! I think I'm pretty good at designing the tanks as well. I have a 55 gallon salt tank and I LOVE IT!!! Salt fish are SO pretty but they're SO expensive!!! But maintanance isn't any harder really on salt than on fresh!
NOW, I'm doin what I've ALWAYS wanted to do! I entertain people and HOPEFULLY make them happy for a while! I am a Karaoke(KJ) and DJ! I sing, I dance, I make others feel that they are the BEST singers EVER!!! Because it doesn't matter if they can carry a tune in a box, just the fact that they have the BALLS to git up in front of people and sing is just an amazing thing to me, cuz believe me...it's not as easy as you think!!! So those of you who BOO others while you sit there on yer BUTT and DRINK...SHUT UP AND SING!!!!
If you are havin a party or function and you need FUN entertainment...email me!

And THAT'S MY LIFE STORY!!!