THANKS!!!

Well, since it's been so dang long since I've posted, I just read all the wonderful comments that you've all posted and want to thank ALL of you!  You KNOW I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!! Kitty says yer all my "MINIONS"!!!!  LOL!  Now BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE!!!! So here's all the low that's goin down in MY life! 
I talk to "GWAR" dude quite a bit!  He says he's comin to see me and he's bringin ALL his band guys with!  Could you IMAGINE the freakin PARTY we'd have at my house with GWAR playin?!!!  But of COURSE we'd have to shut them down so WE could SHUT UP AND SING!!!!  Bahahha!  He told me he was bringin the huge penis that shoots out the liquid at the audience...then he said he'd also be bringin the MECHANICAL one they use onstage!!!  DOH!!!  LMAO!!!  But who knows when or IF that'll happen!  He says after their tour but I don't believe ANYTHING a fuckin MAN tells me!  So whatever queer!!!  LOL!  Let's see what else?!  Oh yea... "he's" still a DICK!!!  And we all know who "HE" is!  I prefer NOT to see, say, or even TYPE "his" name!  He makes me wanna puke!!!  So does his SKANK!!!  Yea SKANK I KNOW who you are!!!  But at least you were NEVER my friend!!!  I never really even LIKED you!!!  But guess what?!!!  Neither does ANYONE ELSE!!!  Oh, I've heard from a BUNCH of people from Mr. T's...they're ALL comin after ya if you don't pay them ALL back their money!!!  Just a public service announcement!  Ya know I do public service announcements for the GOOD of it!  Ya know...so ya'll don't hook up with WHORE and git HERPES and now everyone knows not to loan SKANK money...and SKANK knows that people are lookin for her!  Well she's quite LARGE and with those GROWTHS ON HER TITS...it shouldn't be HARD to find!  Did I say IT???  Oh I'm sorry I mean SHE!  Okay...so there was drama at Trickys a couple weeks ago.  A van FULL of dudes and a chick pulled up on a Saturday night.  Well it was exceptionally DEAD because of Pams pig roast across the street.  (oh thanks for the fun time Pam!  And Donny...the pig was GREAT!!!)  That was the BEST roasted pig I've EVER had!  YUMMY!!!  Anyway....So they were stayin at some hotel cuz their cousin had just gotten married.  I guess they're all from the city!  So they were pretty lit by the time they got there.  Well Cheryl was on the verge of gittin gropped...they were sayin offensive things to ALL of the women and gittin handsy.  Then some guys from the pool room started with the drunkies, but when the REAL drunk dude came over and tried to touch my  sound board THAT'S when my "SEETHER" came out!!!  I grabbed dudes arm and twisted as hard as I could and told him if he EVER tried to touch my equipment again he'd be pullin back a bloody STUMP!!!  Gawd I'm SO tough!!!!  Bahahaha!!!  Well I'M not but "SEETHER" is...right WHORES???!!!!  And we all know who the WHORES are don't we?!!  "HIM" and CARRIE  BOYES!!!  It should be BOYLES!  Oh no SHE don't have the BOILS on her TITS...that would be SKANK!  Gawd I'm gittin all "his" conquests!  "hawktoo" <~~~~me gaggin and spittin out the NASTY taste of all THAT!  Anyway gittin back to the drama at Trickys...sorry, totally went on a rampage didn't I?  So the drunkie kinda backed away and the arguing amoungst the drunkies and pool room dudes were startin to escalate and now BOB was into it with the drunkies to cuz he was defendin all of us uhhhh "ladies" honor!  Kiss kiss Bob!  Yer a SWELL guy! So NOW I have to call in the BIG GUNS!!!  Dundundun!!!  BIG DADDY!!!!  So I tell Big Daddy that there's trouble happenin (wich I had called him earlier and told him to stand by cuz me and Cassie had a BAD feelin cuz there was OTHER stuff that happened that I can't talk about but those close to me knows what happened.)  So he said he'd be right there but by the time I got back inside the punches were SECONDS away!  So then came the call to 911!  Bob was surrounded by 7 guys and he wasn't ABOUT to git his butt kicked because Big Daddy took his own sweet time gittin there! So the cops showed up and by that time we had gotten drunkies outta the bar and in the parkin lot.  I by this point had shut down the music cuz that seemed to intensify matters.  So I went outside to keep the peace!  bahahaha!!! Drunkies had called their hotel to be picked up so the cops just hang out till they all left!  The one dude that was with the party that was with the girl is in a band in the city and he was suppose to give me his web address so I could find out when they were playin.  So band dude...if you read this email me and lemme know!  Sorry man I don't remember the name of yer band or I'd look it up myself!  So it wasn't BIG drama just a little!  So I went to the doctor Thursday and they did the biopsy!  OMG!!!!  I'm layin there with my feet all up in the stirrups...ladies you can ALL identify with that uncomfortable feelin (and maybe one or two of you guys out there) bahbhbahahaha!  Anyway...so she tells me, "Okay now...yer gonna feel a little cramping while I'm doing this procedure."  A fuckin LITTLE crampin!?!!!  OMG!!!  I IMMEDIATELY started to cry then my ass comes up off the table cuz the pain just got worse!  Then I tried to do that whole "breathin" thing they do when they have babies...and I say "they" cuz MY babies were all CUT outta me!  Yea...T.M.I. I KNOW!  So THAT totally didn't work!  It's takin all I had not to scream...I MOANED really loud though...I was SO embarrassed...but when it comes to THAT kinda pain down....there....I have NO tolerance.....unless it's GOOD pain!  Teehee!  So now I'm gonna git a little graphic so parents you might wanna send yer kids outta the room....lol....So you all know about the procedure I had 3 years ago to help with the pain from my periods....well somethin with that proceedure has gone totally bad....Lyndsey...I can't pronounce the name of it so can you post a comment and tell everyone the name of it so everyone knows NOT to have this done...especially by DR. SHANE!!!!!   Or that other idgit doctor who's name I can't pronounce!  Hell...I didn't even know there WAS another doctor in the room helpin with this procedure.  Lyndsey is gonna post a Public Service Announcement for all of you!  Hopefully she still reads my blog seein as how I don't post much anymore!  I'll call her....okay...gawd I DO have a way of totally gittin off topic huh!  Whatever queers...so this procedure has prevented me from havin a "normal" kinda period.  This new doctor thinks maybe my cervix is so tight that the little that I DO bleed now won't come out so it just sits up in there and gits yuckie!  So as she's attemptin to slice a piece of flesh outta my uterus all she can see is BLOOD! (See I TOLD you this was graphic...but it's a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT people!!!) So she doesn't know if she got enough to be able to git a reading from...and what she's checkin for is cancer cells I guess.  So she said she'd call me in a week and let me know the results.  But if I don't have cancer then we're gonna have to figure out what to do with this problem...which I'm almost SURE I'm gonna end up havin a hysterectomy!  So who knows what tha hell!!! I just can't take the pain that I've been gittin from all of this!  So that's what happened LAST week.  I got called unfit by "dick" cuz he had a date with SKANK and he thought I wasn't home cuz I had asked him to keep the kids cuz I actually wanted to do somethin during the day with my...."friend from work".....pffft. Well since HE had a date with SKANK he said no.  So I had gone to the store for 5 freakin minutes and it was THAT 5 minutes he wanted to drop the kids off!  FIGURES!  So anyway he leaves me a real NICE fuckin voice mail tellin me he was gonna see me in COURT cuz I TOTALLY violated our agreement!!!!  WTF???!!!  Can you fuckin BELIEVE that?!!!  After ME lettin him come git them on Wednesdays (not in our agreement) I let them stay LATE with him EVERY Sunday so they can swim and he can have more time with them (not in our agreement) but GOD FORBID I mess up his and SKANKS fuckin PLANS!!!  And now he'll see ME in court?!  I don't THINK so pal!  Fuck HIM!  He later apologized but I just told him that means NOTHIN to me and HE means NOTHIN to me!  So he can save his BULLSHIT and LIES for SKANK BITCH!!!!  He's been REPLACED anyway!  I don't NEED his shit anymore!  Now I take someone ELSES shit!  bahyahahahaahah!  Nah....I don't take ANYONES shit anymore!  NEVER AGAIN!!!  And NOONE will EVER lay their hands on me EVER AGAIN!!!  Like I told drunkie guy...touch MY shit and you'll pull back a bloody stump!!!  So just REMEMBER that!  But if I GIVE you permission to "touch my shit" then THAT'S okay!  LOL!  So he FUCKED himself cuz now no more Wednesdays and if he's even a SECOND late bringin them home as the SCHEDULE in our AGREEMENT states...then I will call the police!  I asked him NICE to PLEASE not fuck with me (cuz he started some shit Friday too) because I had ALOT on my mind until I git the results of these tests back!  But he don't give a SHIT about ANYONE but himself so why should I think that he'd actually CARE if I've got cancer or not!  Just so ya know SKANK...he will fuck ANYONE!!!  Just look in the mirror for PROOF of that!  Oh but WAIT....YOU'LL fuck EVERYONE too!!!  Just ask BOBBY!!!  Oh yea...HE'S GREAT!!!  Bobby also told me last night that "dick" took a step down and he'd never find anyone as good as ME!!!  Hmmmm....not even SKANK??!!!  Bobby should KNOW huh!!???  Well thanks Bobby!  Kiss kiss!  So me and Kitty went out the other night lookin for somethin or SOMEONE fun to do...lol....but all we managed to do was threaten this REALLY cute bartender that we were gonna tie him up and put him in the trunk...but he offered to go quietly if we'd just hold him down in the back seat!!!  teehee!!  So anyway Kitty's drivin...I'm sittin on top of HIM singin he's a manie manie man!!!!  Bahahahaha!  Nah...I wasn't really singin SHE was!!!!!   Then we ended up at this one pretty SKANK bar (name is bein withheld due to total embarrassment for endin up there!!!)  But how were WE suppose to know...it was SUGGESTED and so we WENT!!!  What would YOU do in a situation like that???  GOSH!!!!  (watch napoleaon Dynamite people)!  LOL!!! So we were asked (but not to be OFFENSIVE to us ya see) if we were.....DYKES!!!!  Well DUH!!!!  So now Kitty has this FINE tattoo that SAID "Angies Bitch" with a big pink heart around it...but the tattoo guy was SO fucked up that the B faded and NOW it just says "Angie's ITCH!!!!"  Bahahahahahahahaaa!!!!  So I went and got a tattoo today that says....Scratch my itch and has an arrow pointin toward Kitty!!!!  ROFLMAO!!!!  So how was YER weekend???!!!   Oh by the way Chuck....DALES lookin for ya!!! 
Take care everyone...I'll post again...oh in a MONTH or TWO!!!  LOL!! I'll let ya know how the results turn out of my tests!

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!! Now git tha FUCK OUT!!!

Comments

[Linz]

So yes I do still read your bolg. I mean we haven't been out in ages so I have to get my gossip from you! Everyone, do not have an endometrial ablation. And Angie had an endometrial biopsy that hurts like hell. I am sorry you had to go through that pain honey! And why do I know all this? cause I used to work for a crotch doctor. I have funny stories if anyone is interested? Anyways, I hope you are doing well, I miss you and yes call me sometime! Love ya!!!

[Rachie]

I just wanted to let you know how much I admire and love you! I know I cant be their for you in person like Kitty and others can but know that you are always in my thoughts and I hold a very special place for you in my heart!I am only a phone call away and a 4 hour flight if need be! (but you know how stand-by is even so you are well worth it to me) Remember you are never alone and loved by many! All my love Rachie xoxo

[kitty]

Hey Lindsey I am always up for funny crotch stories, who isn't!!